The Party of Greed, Candidate #2

Mitt Romney

Wait a sec...How did a Mormon become the Republican governor of Massachusetts, a state which is so blue you can see it from space? Well, however he did it, he did do it, so we see that he can rise to a high post despite his religious differences and apparent waffle on social issues, which actually might have contributed to his win.

He might be vice president-material if he has to play second fiddle to Giuliani, as his photogenic appearance, (his smile is blinding) would weigh heavily in his favor. If only, if only. Sadly, Romney is nothing more that a power-hungry politician who sees the Republican party as a convenient way to advance his status. Is this the kind of man we want governing us? Of course not.

Thankfully, his chances are near-nil.