The Party of Greed, Candidate #1

Rudy Giuliani

Booooring. Yet another charismatic, unelectable, morally slack, progressive, and liberal Republican. Just exactly what we needed. It gets rather tiring after a while. Giuliani is, as I said earlier, a Prima Donna. A flighty, hedonistic celebrity who would quickly lose favor if he was elected, something that is not altogether unlikely. And yet, he is the GOP frontrunner.

What the heck is wrong with these people?

Next up: Mitt Romney