Wednesday, June 27, 2007

The Ten Worst People (Alive) on the Face of the Earth, Part I

I will start with Number 10, and go down from there. Each miscreant will have a short bio and the reason he/she is on the list.

nominee for some time, but he had an embarrassing 3rd place in the Iowa Democratic Primary, which led to further bad performances. He eventually pulled out and campaigned for John Kerry. He has been the governor or Vermont, and is currently the Chairman of the Democratic National Committee. Dean is really outshone by other Dim Dean is even more out of touch with most Americans than his former opponent John Kerry. Dean was also a Democratic contender in the 2004 election, and indeed was considered the probable nominee until an embarrassing third place in the Iowa primary. His campaign fizzled after that, and he eventually withdrew. He is not the kookiest of the Dim Dems, but he makes this list by the skin of his teeth because of one thing, "The Dean Scream." During a typical self-aggrandizing pump-up speech, he was apparently so overcome by his own perceived cleverness that he emitted a loud, feral scream. Here is the full quote:

"Not only are we going to New Hampshire...we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York … And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then we're going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House! Byaaah!!!"

'Nuff said.

Many of Al Franken's "accomplishments" are not fit to be scraped off the bottom of my shoe, much less posted here. If you really want to know, I suggest looking at his Wikipedia article; and that's not the worst, I happen to know. So, I really can't go into much detail. However, he is a comedian (he thinks he's funny) and author of several books, including "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot." Now, he is in the contention for Norm Coleman's Minnesota senate seat. (!) To really show you what a moron he is, my dyed-in-the-wool liberal grandparents (who live in Meinnesota) said that they wouldn't vote for him.

I'll be back with the next two later. Hint: One of them is a chipmunk and the other is a murderer.


Your Conscience said...

i bet the murderer is O.J.. but i do agree with you. i cant believe the liberals wont even vote for him!