Wednesday, June 13, 2007

MAJOR Disturbance in the Force

Well, this week has been rather hectic, and thus the dearth of posts.

I left Sunday and flew to Tibet and consulted with the Dalai Lama about World Peace. After that, Darth Maul called and asked for a rematch, so I attended to that en route to Sweden for the awarding of my Nobel Peace Prize. After that, I ended hunger and suffering in the world and discovered a cure for AIDS. So, I was pretty busy.

Anyway, I'm leaving tomorrow for the Taklamakan Desert in China, where I hope to be the first man to cross it's 1000-mile expanse on foot, alone, and with no water. I'll be back next week.

After that, I'm going to the Queen's Balmoral estate for a few weeks.

So really, nothing out of the ordinary.

6 Comments:

mister puffy said...

come on, mos! why dont you do sumthing interesting!! my word, all you do is end suffering and re-match darth maul?! om not even going to tell you what i did... you will be jealous.

(says to himself)
those must have been fast planes...

sweetggirl said...

LOL, yeah, definately not out of the ordinary. I mean....that's ur usual life, right? So when are you going to the Rhino galaxy again? Like tomorrow? Or are you going to Venus tomorrow and then the Rhino galaxy?

mister puffy said...

he'll get around to rhino galaxy sooner or later, but Darth Maul is probably asking for another rematch right now...

Sola Gratia said...

Well, on the itinerary this month is suck the Atlantic Ocean through a straw, use that same straw to inflate Al Gore until he pops, and then suck on a cobra.

sweetggirl said...

Hmm.......I guess that ur microscpoic then,LOL

Your Conscience said...

wont you pop if you drink the ocean?